16 Signs You Don’t See Your Friends Often Enough

Dear Friends,
Because of your absence I’ve realized some pretty weird things, such as how shallow our awesome friendship can be and how much I like to exaggerate. I’m missing you on my birthday. You know who you guys are.

Love,
Eena

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YOU KNOW YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FRIENDS OFTEN ENOUGH WHEN…

  1. Your friend says “Meet me at the Starbucks by my new office” and you don’t even recall what company she’s moved to
  2. Drafting your wedding reception’s seating arrangement is a nightmare because you don’t remember who knows who
  3. No one’s been frank enough to say that your slutty hair needs a healthy trim
  4. The emptiness in your life is highlighted by the fact that no one quite understands your ginger obsession for Damien Lewis Continue..